Mayor Cosmo Chaos Calamari

declares family values, wears women's underwear?

Reporter: What does the middle C stand for ?

Mayor: Chaos. (beat) You have a problems with that?

Was hoping for FOX news network

sound like F - U - C - K s

manicured construction worker

Stan - one of the "guys with a view" as to how the "savior" comes could have/wear/carry a hard hat but show up late for the interview (10 seconds in?) because he just came from having his nails done (bright colored nail polish?).

Ideas

Mayor name : Rudy Calamari
( bad haircut/balding/combover )

Preaches family values

Wears female underwear ( thong/bra )